Mike Lester

In illustrations and rhyming text, celebrates the uses and varieties of buttocks of all kinds and shapes.

"The princesses at Miss Prunerot's school are planning a bake sale featuring Regina's special cupcakes. Regina can't resist the temptation to live up to her nickname and do something really rotten to ruin everything"--

Two days before Christmas, an overworked family laments with a familiar rhyme that they had "too much to do, Our tree wasn't up yet, and Mom had the flu."

"Miss Prunerot has big plans for the class play. The princesses will star in The Wizard of Oz. Regina is cast as Glinda the Good. At first it seems like the role is rubbing off on her. She is acting on her best behavior. But Regina always has something wicked waiting in the wings..."--Back cover.

A family's dinnertime is disrupted when a bird flies down the chimney, starting a wild chase across the newly cleaned carpet.

A young rat hides in his father's bass case and tags along as he plays and scats around the big city.